Showing posts with label ballmer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ballmer. Show all posts

21 May 2008

Ballmer strikes back.

So Ballmer went to Hungary ...
... an this student started shouting ...
... and threw eggs at the most powerful CEO in America ...
... and made Ballmer look like he was cowering in fear ...
... and while the student was taken away ...
.... Ballmer strikes back!!!
.....
.... "heh, you don't mess with the best baby!
Ive got the best throwing arm in the world!
Booyah!"


See it on YouTube.

yk

3 September 2007

Headphones

Check out this picture:

Microsoft Netmeeting is so revolutionary! Skype eat this! Hehhehhhh!

Its so scary on so many levels. This is Steve Ballmer. He is the top guy at Microsoft. He seems to be thrilled at something to do with video conferencing. Look at his face in glee. Even when he's happy, he's scary. But look closely at the picture. The headphones dont seem to be big enough for his smooth big head. That is because the top dog at a high tech company doesnt know how to wear one of these. It should actually be worn like this:

I wonder if the staffer behind him had the guts to tell him how to put it on properly? Maybe it actually works by reverberations on his dome? Or when you are at his level, you dont really need to listen anymore. Just shout your commands. Tear some vocal chords.

yk.

2 August 2007

Monkeyboys iZune!

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yk